Final advice for 2004

Forget about the advice Dustin Hoffman received in The Graduate:

Mr. McGuire: I want to say one word to you. Just one word.
Benjamin Braddock: Yes, sir.
Mr. McGuire: Are you listening?
Benjamin Braddock: Yes, I am.
Mr. McGuire: Plastics.

I have better advice. Are you listening?

Me: Real Estate .

Nuff said.