Anyone up for Pad Thai?

There has been a change in my itinerary. I got a call from P last night and she wants us to go to Thailand for my birthday instead of St. Petersburg. I accused her of finding a Thai lover on her last trip. She says she had so much fun in February that she wants us to go together. Right. She just wants to go shopping again and spend more of S’s money. Whatever. I’m easy. If I’m lucky I might be able to squeeze in a cooking class while I’m there.