EVilMom, this one's for you

Dear Sandy,

Since I think of Aaron as a surrogate nephew I guess that makes you and I siblings. So Happy Birthday, Sis!

Aaron wanted to do something special to honor you on your birthday this year. He wanted to get this tattoo:

But I talked him out of it. He was drunk. And wanted it on his forehead. I hope I did the right thing.

My warmest regards,
Ray