old friends are the best

I have been friends with P for 36 years. She's in Thailand this week, I got this photo and we exchanged enmails yesterday.



P: I rode this elephant yesterday and now my back is killing me.
R: Think how the elephant feels.
P: Why do I talk to u?
R: Looks like he's screaming in pain.
P: I hate u.
R: How long did it take him to get up off his knees?
P: Fucker.
R: What did u buy me in Bangkok?
P: A sapphire.
R: Really???
P: Yes.
R: I hate u 2.