dumbing down the hood

The collective IQ on our street in LA has taken a sudden turn south. For the part I played I apologise to our neighbors. Kimora Lee Simmons just bought a house two down from ours ... and I just accepted Jessica Simpson's offer for ours. Dark is headed to LA to pack everything up and put it all in storage until we find a new one.

Sigh, if only Nick Lachey were the buyer ... probably wouldn't raise the quotient much but it sure would have improved the view.